Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas That Win the Room

The best white elephant gifts are the ones people steal. Funny and useful beats weird and useless every time.

Gifts people fight over

• A Got wood? Under Armour® Dad Hat: wearable and ridiculous.
• A Trip to Uranus hoodie: warm and funny.
• Fuck Stickers: cheap, fun and easy to wrap.

Strategy

Pick something unisex so anyone who steals it can use it. Hoodies and hats work well, and every item here is made to order, so order ahead of the party. See more gift ideas.

What makes a great white elephant gift?

The best gifts are visible, funny and easy for anyone to use. A hat is instantly wearable, stickers are easy to share, and a hoodie is a classic steal. Because players trade gifts, unisex designs work best.

Rules of thumb

• Pick something that looks good wrapped and even better unwrapped.
• Avoid anything that only suits one person.
• Keep the humor clear so everyone gets the joke quickly.

Frequently asked questions

What is a good budget?

Most exchanges set a limit, so check the rules and pick something that fits. Our stickers are a low-cost option, and hats and tees are mid-range.

How early should I order?

Everything is made to order, so order well before the party and choose a shipping option that fits your date.

Are these safe for work parties?

Raunchy humor is not for every group. Know the crowd and read our gift message ideas for tone.